ATTENTION PARENTS, SINGLE PEOPLE AND ANYONE WHO HATES BEING AROUND CHILDREN! Yes I am going to announce the blog title immediately.
GET THESE F'N KIDS OUT F'N SIDE!
From a parents point of view: It is the best feeling in the world to see your kids smile. To hear them laugh. And witness their genius through their imagination.
From a singles point of view: Fellas there are a ton, I mean a TON of hot single MILFS at a park. Holy cow! Do you know how you can tell a who is a good woman ? If their children are the best kids in the world, smart, well respected and driven. Stay away from that Mom, she is a dirt bag. Kids always want to be opposite from their parents. Remember that.
Don't worry ladies, I haven't forgotten about you. In order to find out who is a good man, you don't go to the man who is playing with their child. He's not a good person.
He could be the following:
1. Fake and just wants to get laid and never call you again.
2. A child molester and you should call 911.
3. A serial killer and giving this kids it's last rights or using that kid as bait to kill you. Again call 911.
The best way to find out if is he is a good man you need to go to their friend next to him who has children. About 99% of the time that friend is gonna be a damn good wingman. And he wants to live viciously through him, so he is gonna set him up for the spike. And yes laides he will call you again, because that wingman wants his single friend to have a kid so they can enjoy their misery together. Boom you're welcome!
And for the people who hate being around kids: You can enjoy watching your TV in peace, eat at a quiet restaurant in tranquility, or enjoy the bar. Trust me there will be plenty of people there too. Misery loves company, and misery needs to get laid.
Now, does everyone see the benefits of having kids play outside? It not only develops imagination for the children, but it creates an amazing social environment for everyone. While the kids are playing, getting fresh air, parents and single ready to mingle adults can come together and talk about real issues.
1. Who wants to party at my house? - That's it.
" True knowledge exist in knowing that you know nothing"- Socrates